Expression

Time: around 0200 hrs.

Venue: Bade Miyan, Colaba.

Status: Drunk and Hungry.

Situation: Me ,Tullu,Prabhat, Fauj after an eyeful Saturday night in Hard Rock Cafe and off course after a session of binge drinking were struggling to find a seat in Bade Miyan and waiting for another eyeful burst of Chick(en) feast.

Prab: “Dekh rahe ho kitni maramari hai khane ke liye “TOWN” mein.” TOWN is the word he refers to South Mumbai. A word he picked from one of his ex. Sala college mein ek baar bolte the to plate ka plate room mein bicchh jata tha.

Stage: A group of college going boys were sitting next to us apparently thinking them selves to be cool dudes.

One Guy from that Group (trying to initiate a conversation): Which college are you people from?

Prab: Hum log college mein nahi padhte.

I generally take it as compliment when some one asks that question given that I passed out almost 30 months ago.

Same Guy: Still, which college did u attend?

Prab: IIT Kanpur

CONVERSATION ENDED

Me: Tune Kanpur kyun bola.

Here comes the punch line

Prab: Ab raat ke 2 baje itni daru peene ke baad in laundon ko ISM ke baare mein samjhan bahut muskil kaam hai.

FYI
ISM= Indian School of Mines. You have to live it to feel it and not just attend it.

Love Peace Empathy

Harsh